for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE BEST THING THE USA CAN MASS PRODUCE IS A MARINE. IF YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF A CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERTARIAN, YOU BETTER HAVE MARINE CORPS TRAINING. IT SHOULD BE MANDATORY THAT ALL KIDS IN CONSERVATIVE AND LIBERTARIAN HOUSEHOLDS JOIN THE MARINE CORPS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Wakes up before friend Pretends to be asleep until friend wakes up.

Wakes up before friend Pretends to be asleep until friend wakes up.

MEeting friend's divorced mom doesn't know what to call her

MEeting friend's divorced mom doesn't know what to call her

slowly become friends with someone never find out their name

slowly become friends with someone never find out their name

Scan crowd for people you know Pretend you don't see them

Scan crowd for people you know Pretend you don't see them

Can't find the restroom at a new restaurant sits back down

Can't find the restroom at a new restaurant sits back down

Hold Door open for girl block doorway

Hold Door open for girl block doorway

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Try to open door for girl Locked

Try to open door for girl Locked

Says witty jokes to all the guy friends, and they love you As soon as the girl you have a crush on comes over, you forget how to speak english

Says witty jokes to all the guy friends, and they love you As soon as the girl you have a crush on comes over, you forget how to speak english

Say something, other person mistook what you said just go with it

Say something, other person mistook what you said just go with it
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