for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE BEST THING THE USA CAN MASS PRODUCE IS A MARINE. IF YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF A CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERTARIAN, YOU BETTER HAVE MARINE CORPS TRAINING. IT SHOULD BE MANDATORY THAT ALL KIDS IN CONSERVATIVE AND LIBERTARIAN HOUSEHOLDS JOIN THE MARINE CORPS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

somebody farts assume people think it was you

somebody farts assume people think it was you

Disregard friends irl Acquire online karma

Disregard friends irl Acquire online karma

Someone asks your name Never ask theirs

Someone asks your name Never ask theirs

CUTE GIRL CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

CUTE GIRL CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

Really cute girls says "you're cute" reply "thanks" and say nothing else

Really cute girls says

Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

Get harassed by teenagers Walk away, thinking how you could have reacted

Get harassed by teenagers Walk away, thinking how you could have reacted

See girls thong tell her

See girls thong tell her

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize
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