for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Has one friendly conversation with a girl starts fantasizing about being in a relationship with her

Has one friendly conversation with a girl starts fantasizing about being in a relationship with her

Sees girl sleeping in class "This class sucks, I wish I could sleep with you too"

Sees girl sleeping in class

cute girl asks how old i am "level 23"

cute girl asks how old i am

Goes through crush's pictures on facebook accidentally likes a photo from 2010

Goes through crush's pictures on facebook accidentally likes a photo from 2010

opens laptop to go over syllabus with cute girl in class top sites show thumbnail of her Facebook profile

opens laptop to go over syllabus with cute girl in class top sites show thumbnail of her Facebook profile

see someone you know walking toward you down a long empty hallway pretend to not see them until they're close enough to say hi

see someone you know walking toward you down a long empty hallway  pretend to not see them until they're close enough to say hi

Has conversation in head Makes corresponding facial expressions

Has conversation in head Makes corresponding facial expressions

Talks about obesity in presentation looks at the fat kid

Talks about obesity in presentation looks at the fat kid

don't hear what they said smile and hope it wasn't a question

don't hear what they said   smile and hope it wasn't a 
question

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send "haha" instead

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send
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