for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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NEEDS TO MEET NEW PEOPLE HATES MEETING NEW PEOPLE

NEEDS TO MEET NEW PEOPLE HATES MEETING NEW PEOPLE

Reads another socially awkward penguin meme.. oh god, i've done every single one..

Reads another socially awkward penguin meme.. oh god, i've done every single one..

realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago

realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago

talking to female customer service rep on the phone says 'i love you' at the end of call due to force of habbit from talking with mom all the time

talking to female customer service rep on the phone
 says 'i love you' at the end of call due to force of habbit from talking with mom all the time

Friends Make plans in front of you and dont invite you pretend like you didnt hear them

Friends Make plans in front of you and dont invite you pretend like you didnt hear them

female cashier catches coin that I dropped on first bounce "Nice Snatch"

female cashier catches coin that I dropped on first bounce

Get teeth cleaned by cute dentist Burp in her face

Get teeth cleaned by cute dentist Burp in her face

See a girl you like on facebook chat log off she might think you spend all day on facebook

See a girl you like on facebook chat  log off she might think you spend all day on facebook

Can hear self chewing Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too

Can hear self chewing Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too

Gets off elevator at the wrong floor keeps walking as if the right floor

Gets off elevator at the wrong floor keeps walking as if the right floor
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