for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Coworkers ask to hide someone else's birthday cake at your desk Today is your birthday too

Coworkers ask to hide someone else's birthday cake at your desk Today is your birthday too

Tries to take just sweatshirt off in class nope, everything

Tries to take just sweatshirt off in class   nope, everything

1/2 hour early to meet friends at bar wait in the car

1/2 hour early to meet friends at bar wait in the car

secretly takes a picture of someone Flash was on

secretly takes a picture of someone  Flash was on

finishes exam at same time as person next to him remains seated for a minute so professor doesn't think he cheated

finishes exam at same time as person next to him  remains seated for a minute so professor doesn't think he cheated

"Sorry bro I really can't make it to your wedding.." "Perhapes next time"

Waiter sticks out hand to collect the menus Shakes hand instead

Waiter sticks out hand to collect the menus  Shakes hand instead

cute girl speaks up in class excuse to stare at her

cute girl speaks up in class   excuse to stare at her

Imagines the audience naked during a presentation gets a boner

Imagines the audience naked during a presentation gets a boner

Sleep over at friend's house Pretend to sleep until friend wakes up

Sleep over at friend's house Pretend to sleep until friend wakes up
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