for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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has a fake argument in his own head loses

has a fake argument in his own head loses

Hold bathroom door for guy behind you one person bathroom

Hold bathroom door for guy behind you one person bathroom

Go to public bathroom and see occupied stall Just wash hands and leave

Go to public bathroom and see occupied stall Just wash hands and leave

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

Go to a club Apologize to everyone you accidently touch

Go to a club Apologize to everyone you accidently touch

Someone standing in the doorway Didn't need to go in that room anyway

Someone standing in the doorway Didn't need to go in that room anyway

Doesn't know anyone at Christmas party Becomes best friends with the dog

Doesn't know anyone at Christmas party Becomes best friends with the dog

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

Bumps into table apologizes

Bumps into table apologizes

accidentally uses "I have work tomorrow" as an excuse to leave the office christmas party early

accidentally uses
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