for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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TAKES MONEY OUT OF AN ATM THANKS IT

TAKES MONEY OUT OF AN ATM THANKS IT

Professor reached to collect exam shook his hand

Professor reached to collect exam shook his hand

call in sick to skip work Act sick all day to ease guilt

call in sick to skip work Act sick all day to ease guilt

Wears earphones Takes them out to check if they are too loud

Wears earphones Takes them out to check if they are too loud

People talking and i need to ask them a question stands there quietly until acknowledged

People talking and i need to ask them a question stands there quietly until acknowledged

Girl reaches out to hug you handshake

Girl reaches out to hug you handshake

going for a haircut prepare casual conversation topics

going for a haircut prepare casual conversation topics

talking to people that don't speak english well copies their accents

talking to people that don't speak english well copies their accents

Breaks Pencil during exam has to use extremely loud sharpener in front of class

Breaks Pencil during exam has to use extremely loud sharpener in front of class

Orders food Doesn't get what he ordered, still eats it

Orders food Doesn't get what he ordered, still eats it
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