for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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girl thinks your leg is the table leg and rests her feet on it remain absolutely still for 5 minutes

girl thinks your leg is the table leg and rests her feet on it remain absolutely still for 5 minutes

Empty Seats on bus. All of them next to strangers. Stand

Empty Seats on bus.
All of them next to strangers. Stand

popular kid wants to high five misses

popular kid wants to high five misses

See Friend post she is Pregnant On Facebook Tempted to say "IM SORRY"

See Friend post she is Pregnant On Facebook Tempted to say

do anything say "sorry"

do anything say

Someone waves while walking towards you. Wave Back. Turns out they weren't waving at you

Someone waves while walking towards you. Wave Back. Turns out they weren't waving at you

See something I like, not sure how to pronounce it order something else

See something I like, not sure how to pronounce it order something else

someone standing in front of item you want at the grocery store pretend to look at another item until they move

someone standing in front of item you want at the grocery store pretend to look at another item until they move

Try to act as normal as possible Everyone still thinks you're awkward

Try to act as normal as possible Everyone still thinks you're awkward

While typing see friend has started typing something delete everything and wait

While typing see friend has started typing something delete everything and wait
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