for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Wakes up before friend Pretends to be asleep until friend wakes up.

Wakes up before friend Pretends to be asleep until friend wakes up.

MEeting friend's divorced mom doesn't know what to call her

MEeting friend's divorced mom doesn't know what to call her

slowly become friends with someone never find out their name

slowly become friends with someone never find out their name

Scan crowd for people you know Pretend you don't see them

Scan crowd for people you know Pretend you don't see them

Can't find the restroom at a new restaurant sits back down

Can't find the restroom at a new restaurant sits back down

Hold Door open for girl block doorway

Hold Door open for girl block doorway

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Try to open door for girl Locked

Try to open door for girl Locked

Says witty jokes to all the guy friends, and they love you As soon as the girl you have a crush on comes over, you forget how to speak english

Says witty jokes to all the guy friends, and they love you As soon as the girl you have a crush on comes over, you forget how to speak english

Say something, other person mistook what you said just go with it

Say something, other person mistook what you said just go with it
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