for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Has a crush on girl in class stare at her for the whole semester

Has a crush on girl in class stare at her for the whole semester

impatiently waits for girl to respond to text message message is saved in drafts

impatiently waits for girl to respond to text message message is saved in drafts

walking with a group of people on sidewalk always the one that moves to avoid lampposts and trees

walking with a group of people on sidewalk always the one that moves to avoid lampposts and trees

"Enjoy your food!" "Thanks you too..."

Stand in a circle with a group of people talking Circle slowly changes shape to no longer include you

Stand in a circle with a group of people talking Circle slowly changes shape to no longer include you

phone vibrates Relieved it's only a text

phone vibrates Relieved it's only a text

"this youtube video is funny" glances at friend during funny parts to see if he laughs

Need to ask someone a question Stand beside them awkwardly for 10 minutes while they finish a conversation with someone else

Need to ask someone a question Stand beside them awkwardly for 10 minutes while they finish a conversation with someone else

Fine all class Boner right before bell rings

Fine all class Boner right before bell rings

First night of college with new roommates Go to sleep fully clothed

First night of college with new roommates Go to sleep fully clothed
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