for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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People standing in front of your locker guess i dont need my books today

People standing in front of your locker guess i dont need my books today

Professor announces that 5% of grade is class participation Settles for a 95

Professor announces that 5% of grade is class participation Settles for a 95

Thinks about a past conversation New response is said out loud

Thinks about a past conversation New response is said out loud

build up courage to talk to hot black chick tell her how i slaved at work all day

build up courage to talk to hot black chick tell her how i slaved at work all day

Knows how to work projector Watches professor struggle for 40 minutes.

Knows how to work projector Watches professor struggle for 40 minutes.

"It's not what you know , but who you know" Well, Fuck.

catch up with long lost friend in the store run into them 3 more times before you check out

catch up with long lost friend
in the store run into them 3 more times before you check out

Realize she likes you FUCK

Realize she likes you FUCK

Play friends your favorite song "It gets better in a minute"

Play friends your favorite song

"Thanks, Enjoy your movie" "You Too"

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