for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Embarrassed by listening to rap music too loud Turns down music at intersection

Embarrassed by listening to rap music too loud Turns down music at intersection

Enters cash cab Doesn't want to play

Enters cash cab Doesn't want to play

Might have insulted someone accidentally Thinks about it for years

Might have insulted someone accidentally Thinks about it for years

name is actually socially awkward pranguin doesn't mention it

name is actually socially awkward pranguin doesn't mention it

Goes to company bbq Brings food back to cubicle

Goes to company bbq Brings food back to cubicle

Friend Leaving for the military "Have fun, man"

Friend Leaving for the military

Realize you're talking to yourself tell yourself to stop

Realize you're talking to yourself tell yourself to stop

Joins an irc channel Never says anything

Joins an irc channel Never says anything

Meet Famous Person plan something to say for 10 minutes, then mess it up

Meet Famous Person plan something to say for 10 minutes, then mess it up

only guy on dance floor dancing while every other guy is grinding with a chick

only guy on dance floor dancing while every other guy is grinding with a chick
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