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for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Work colleagues crowd around PC to collaborate Ability to type gone

Work colleagues crowd around PC to collaborate   Ability to type gone

Feel like ordering pizza Order online, avoid conversation

Feel like ordering pizza Order online, avoid conversation

family member opens present open your's at the same time to avoid being center of attention

family member opens present open your's at the same time to avoid being center of attention

Birthday coming up Delete facebook account

Birthday coming up Delete facebook account

gets handed ipod in front of crowd "choose a song" panic

gets handed ipod in front of crowd

Make it to the front page "forgot what I was going to say"

Make it to the front page

fart in empty lift someone walks in.

fart in empty lift someone walks in.

Car ahead of you doesn't notice light changed. Wait patiently until they do.

Car ahead of you doesn't notice light changed. Wait patiently until they do.

Goes to new restaurant Finds restroom without asking.

Goes to new restaurant Finds restroom without asking.

About to order a sandwich make practice order before approaching counter

About to order a sandwich make practice order before approaching counter
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