for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Hear Roommates in Kitchen I wasn't really hungry, I guess

Hear Roommates in Kitchen I wasn't really hungry, I guess

Waitress miss hears your order. FATE ACCEPTED

Waitress miss hears your order. FATE ACCEPTED

using correct meme is too mainstream

using correct meme is too mainstream

Friend requests girl he likes on facebook also adds 12 others to not be creepy

Friend requests girl he likes on facebook also adds 12 others to not be creepy

finds one sap that doesn't perfectly describe him oh thank god

finds one sap that doesn't perfectly describe him oh thank god

Goes to the grocery store. Can't find what he's looking for. Buys something anyways, to not seem like a criminal.

Goes to the grocery store. Can't find what he's looking for. Buys something anyways, to not seem like a criminal.

Taking shit in stall when someone walks in Waits until they're gone to continue

Taking shit in stall when someone walks in Waits until they're gone to continue

Notices funny post that relates to self, clicks reply Doesn't know what to write, upvotes and leaves

Notices funny post that relates to self, clicks reply Doesn't know what to write, upvotes and leaves

SAP submission 500 upvotes 0 comments

SAP submission 500 upvotes
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babysits 11 year old niece she assumes control

babysits 11 year old niece she assumes control
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