for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

9160 shares

See an acquaintance walking in front of you that you're not good friends with. Walk slower to avoid contact.

See an acquaintance walking in front of you that you're not good friends with. Walk slower to avoid contact.

Say bye on msn stay online a little longer to appear like you have others to say bye to

Say bye on msn stay online a little longer to appear like you have others to say bye to

"ok class, find a partner" odd number of people no lab partner

HOT girl walking towards me Stare at imaginary object straight ahead, forget to blink

HOT girl walking towards me Stare at imaginary object straight ahead, forget to blink

only middle urinal open use stall instead

only middle urinal open use stall instead

Accidentally get neighbors mail wait till they leave, throw it in their box and run home

Accidentally get neighbors mail wait till they leave, throw it in their box and run home

realize you misread price for an expensive item pay for it anyway

realize you misread price for an expensive item pay for it anyway

make friends with cute underclassmen last day of class

make friends with cute underclassmen last day of class

Receive compliment Desperately find anything about them to compliment back

Receive compliment Desperately find anything about them to compliment back

Teacher calls me by a different name looks like im carl from now on

Teacher calls me by a different name looks like im carl from now on
Like us and Laugh More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?