for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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put on xbox headset keep on mute the entire time

put on xbox headset keep on mute the entire time

Friend Goes for a pound Grab fist

Friend Goes for a pound Grab fist

Girl offers me gum oh my god my breath must be horrible

Girl offers me gum oh my god my breath must be horrible

Make self-deprecating joke people respond "Aww" instead of laughing

Make self-deprecating joke people respond

Try to make a joke in conversation comes out racist

Try to make a joke in conversation comes out racist

See exceptionally cute girl Depressed for the rest of the day

See exceptionally cute girl Depressed for the rest of the day

Pretending to talk on phone in public to look important Phone actually rings

Pretending to talk on phone in public to look important Phone actually rings

Spend days researching a product to buy buy the first thing the store clerk recommends

Spend days researching a product to buy buy the first thing the store clerk recommends

Lecturer asks question. I know the answer. Don't Answer.

Lecturer asks question. I know the answer. Don't Answer.

enter store act very obviously that you are not stealing anything

enter store act very obviously that you are not stealing anything
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