for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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stuck behind car at a green light refuse to honk

stuck behind car 
at a green light refuse to honk

Meet confident girl out of my league

Meet confident girl out of my league

NEED TO LEAVE WAIT SEVERAL MINUTES FOR A LULL IN THE CONVERSATION TO SAY GOODBYE

NEED TO LEAVE WAIT SEVERAL MINUTES FOR A LULL IN THE CONVERSATION TO SAY GOODBYE

start Clapping at a concert song wasn't over

start Clapping at a concert song wasn't over

move to japan hmm, not so socially awkward any more

move to japan hmm, not so socially awkward any more

Finally get a GF WTF do i do now?

Finally get a GF WTF do i do now?

Bring Sunchips to Work for Lunch Too embarassed to open noisy bag.

Bring Sunchips to Work for Lunch  Too embarassed to open noisy bag.

Has interesting and insightful conversations with friends in head

Has interesting and insightful conversations with friends in head

Say goodbye to stranger in the elevator Doors don't open up right away

Say goodbye to stranger in the elevator Doors don't open up right away

1 Minute late to class skip class

1 Minute late to class skip class
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