for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

somebody farts assume people think it was you

somebody farts assume people think it was you

Disregard friends irl Acquire online karma

Disregard friends irl Acquire online karma

Someone asks your name Never ask theirs

Someone asks your name Never ask theirs

CUTE GIRL CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

CUTE GIRL CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

Really cute girls says "you're cute" reply "thanks" and say nothing else

Really cute girls says

Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

Get harassed by teenagers Walk away, thinking how you could have reacted

Get harassed by teenagers Walk away, thinking how you could have reacted

See girls thong tell her

See girls thong tell her

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize
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