for the record penguin

for the record penguin - A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD  BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin

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Get called the wrong name never correct them

Get called the wrong name never correct them

Cute Girl sneezes Say bless you in your head

Cute Girl sneezes Say bless you in your head

hairdresser asks if the new haircut looks good say "yes" no matter what

hairdresser asks if the new haircut looks good say

Listen to Rap in car with windows down Turn down when black people are nearby

Listen to Rap in car with windows down Turn down when black people are nearby

"Happy Birthday" "You too!"

Realize you forgot something right after checking out have to go to a diffrent store now

Realize you forgot something right after checking out have to go to a diffrent store now

spend 5 minutes in line rehearsing your order 'can i help you?' 'uhhhh....'

spend 5 minutes in line rehearsing your order 'can i help you?'
'uhhhh....'

Get into elevator alone Frantically press button to close doors

Get into elevator alone Frantically press button to close doors

show a friend socially awkward penguin nervously joke about relating to the most pathetic ones

show a friend socially awkward penguin nervously joke about relating to the most pathetic ones

About to have sex uhh can you help me put it in

About to have sex uhh can you help me put it in
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