for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  THEN THE POLITICIANS GET CAUGHT KNIGHTING A PHONY PILOT SO THEY MAKE KNIGHTING PEOPLE LOOK STUPID. THEN A CIA OPERATIVE SAVES THE WORLD WHO IS A MODERATE, SO WE KNIGHT HIM/HER. THEN THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN GET KNIGHTED IS IF THEY ARE A FLAMING CONSERVATIVE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Sees crush online, Says hi Crush goes offline

Sees crush online, Says hi Crush goes offline

Multiple locations of same fast food restaurant Eat at different locations to avoid being seen as a regular

Multiple locations of same fast food restaurant Eat at different locations to avoid being seen as a regular

refuse to go out with friends stay at home and stalk their party photos in real time

refuse to go out with friends stay at home and stalk their party photos in real time

girl you like tells you that she thinks another guy is cute "me too"

girl you like tells you that she thinks another guy is cute

Waitress holds hand out to take menu Shakes hand

Waitress holds hand out to take menu Shakes hand

Receives a text message Waits a minute to send response in order to not seem too eager

Receives a text message Waits a minute to send response in order to not seem too eager

Guy sits next to me on bench right before I'm about to leave Wait a minute so he doesn't think it's because of him

Guy sits next to me on bench right before I'm about to leave Wait a minute so he doesn't think it's because of him

Sarcasm so advanced Everyone thinks i'm retarded.

Sarcasm so advanced  Everyone thinks i'm retarded.

Knows he is going to see the girl he likes Plans multiple conversations in advance

Knows he is going to
see the girl he likes  Plans multiple
conversations in advance

Can't find something in a store leave instead of asking for help

Can't find something in a store leave instead of asking  for help
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