for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  THEN THE POLITICIANS GET CAUGHT KNIGHTING A PHONY PILOT SO THEY MAKE KNIGHTING PEOPLE LOOK STUPID. THEN A CIA OPERATIVE SAVES THE WORLD WHO IS A MODERATE, SO WE KNIGHT HIM/HER. THEN THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN GET KNIGHTED IS IF THEY ARE A FLAMING CONSERVATIVE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Not sure if that's the correct usage of socially awkard penguin don't challenge anyone about it

Not sure if that's the correct usage of socially awkard penguin don't challenge anyone about it

shrimp is burning, roommate in kitchen with girlfriend oh well

shrimp is burning, roommate in kitchen with girlfriend oh well

leaves to go home says bye to no one

leaves to go home says bye to no one

girl posts song lyric status "i love [band you just found on google]!"

girl posts song lyric status

A perfect opportunity for me to comment? Reread and rewrite the reply 10 times to make it better, end up deleting it anyway.

A perfect opportunity for me to comment? Reread and rewrite the reply 10 times to make it better, end up deleting it anyway.

See person asking for donation at supermarket entrance Go to other entrance

See person asking for donation at supermarket entrance Go to other entrance

"wanna go out?" "no" "me neither"

friend runs into another friend stand around until conversation is over

friend runs into another friend stand around until conversation is over

Accidentally tweet "Obama is dead!" Delete Twitter, Facebook, and consider moving.

Accidentally tweet

Friends tell you to stop apologizing all the time "sorry guys"

Friends tell you to stop apologizing all the time
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