for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  THEN THE POLITICIANS GET CAUGHT KNIGHTING A PHONY PILOT SO THEY MAKE KNIGHTING PEOPLE LOOK STUPID. THEN A CIA OPERATIVE SAVES THE WORLD WHO IS A MODERATE, SO WE KNIGHT HIM/HER. THEN THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN GET KNIGHTED IS IF THEY ARE A FLAMING CONSERVATIVE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Crush updates Facebook status 20 minutes to think of 2 word response

Crush updates Facebook status 20 minutes to think of 2 word response

See a girl while on vacation in Antarctica act like a penguin

See a girl while on vacation in Antarctica  act like a penguin

Take Camera phone picture Shutter sound was on. Time to relocate.

Take Camera phone picture Shutter sound was on. Time to relocate.

stripper gives lap dance shake her hand

stripper gives lap dance shake her hand

Worry about making bad conversation Make no conversation

Worry about making bad conversation Make no conversation

Smile back at smiling stranger. They stop smiling.

Smile back at smiling stranger. They stop smiling.

Co-worker in elevator Should I talk about the weather or say I wish it was Friday.

Co-worker in elevator Should I talk about the weather or say I wish it was Friday.

Dramatic family moment Time to lighten the mood with my best material

Dramatic family moment Time to lighten the mood with my best material

Ignore humans at house party converse with dog

Ignore humans at house party converse with dog

Gets a group quest "Oh well, I guess I'm skipping this one."

Gets a group quest
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