for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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accidentally pokes own eye "Sorry"

accidentally pokes own eye

I like your accent. Where are you from? talking to a deaf person

I like your accent. Where are you from? talking to a deaf person

Sits next to hot girl in class Adrenaline rush

Sits next to hot girl in class Adrenaline rush

Starts to yawn in public can't finish yawn, fakes rest of yawn

Starts to yawn in public can't finish yawn, fakes rest of yawn

open birthday card pretend not to notice money inside while reading card

open birthday card pretend not to notice money inside while reading card

Talking to a cute girl on a plane flight "so where are you going"

Talking to a cute girl on a plane flight

Wants human interaction when alone wants to be left alone when around people

Wants human interaction when alone wants to be left alone when around people

wants to meet someone special who also dislikes meeting new people...

wants to meet someone special who also dislikes meeting new people...

Goes to the front of the class to sharpen pencil adrenaline rush

Goes to the front of the class to sharpen pencil adrenaline rush

First day of school "introduce yourself" activity have an anxiety attack

First day of school
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