for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Tries to kick coin on the ground kicks ground and trips

Tries to kick coin on the ground kicks ground and trips

Search cute girl on facebook post her name as your status instead

Search cute girl on facebook  post her name as your status instead

Gets unexpected call doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared

Gets unexpected call doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared

Put something on TV stare at other people in the room to make sure they're enjoying it

Put something on TV stare at other people in the room to make sure they're enjoying it

ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ANSWER TO TEACHER'S QUESTION DOESN'T RAISE HAND so he doesn't stand out

ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ANSWER TO TEACHER'S QUESTION DOESN'T RAISE HAND so he doesn't stand out

Person doesn't respond to text message right away Over-analyze what I said and convince myself that I made them upset in some way

Person doesn't respond to text message right away Over-analyze what I said and convince myself that I made them upset in some way

Opens Birthday Card with money inside reads the card and acts like its not there

Opens Birthday Card with money inside reads the card and acts like its not there

Have something interesting to contribute to the conversation waited too long and now its not relevant anymore

Have something interesting to contribute to the conversation waited too long and now its not relevant anymore

starts telling funny story realizes halfway through that nobody is going to find it funny

starts telling funny story realizes halfway through that nobody is going to find it funny

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction
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