for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Sees crush online, Says hi Crush goes offline

Sees crush online, Says hi Crush goes offline

Multiple locations of same fast food restaurant Eat at different locations to avoid being seen as a regular

Multiple locations of same fast food restaurant Eat at different locations to avoid being seen as a regular

refuse to go out with friends stay at home and stalk their party photos in real time

refuse to go out with friends stay at home and stalk their party photos in real time

girl you like tells you that she thinks another guy is cute "me too"

girl you like tells you that she thinks another guy is cute

Waitress holds hand out to take menu Shakes hand

Waitress holds hand out to take menu Shakes hand

Receives a text message Waits a minute to send response in order to not seem too eager

Receives a text message Waits a minute to send response in order to not seem too eager

Guy sits next to me on bench right before I'm about to leave Wait a minute so he doesn't think it's because of him

Guy sits next to me on bench right before I'm about to leave Wait a minute so he doesn't think it's because of him

Sarcasm so advanced Everyone thinks i'm retarded.

Sarcasm so advanced  Everyone thinks i'm retarded.

Knows he is going to see the girl he likes Plans multiple conversations in advance

Knows he is going to
see the girl he likes  Plans multiple
conversations in advance

Can't find something in a store leave instead of asking for help

Can't find something in a store leave instead of asking  for help
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