for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Arrives 25 mins late to lecture Falls down the stairs

Arrives 25 mins late to lecture Falls down the stairs

Cute girl holds the classroom door for you Run into other door while thanking her

Cute girl holds the classroom door for you Run into other door while thanking her

She Leans across table, I kiss her oh god, she was reaching for her car keys

She Leans across table, I kiss her oh god, she was reaching for her car keys

Person asks how old you are Have to think about it for a second

Person asks how old you are Have to think about it for a second

Accidentally hits girl in the face Says "Thank You" instead of "sorry"

Accidentally hits girl in the face  Says

Teacher is taking atendance heart rate rapidly increaces in anticipation of saying "Here"

Teacher is taking atendance heart rate rapidly increaces in anticipation of saying

"Can you start reading the next paragraph to the class?" heart rate: 300 BPM

Sees stylist messing up haircut says nothing

Sees stylist messing up haircut says nothing

Girl shows you pictures Of her facebook Pretend like you're seeing them for the first time

Girl shows you pictures  Of her facebook Pretend like you're seeing  them for the first time

dreams about dating wants to sleep forever

dreams about dating wants to sleep forever
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