for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Hold door open for hot girl door to men's restroom

Hold door open for hot girl   door to men's restroom

ipod dies on bus leaves headphones in so no one talks to you

ipod dies on bus leaves headphones in so no one talks to you

Waitress says "Please come again" "You Too"

Waitress says

CUTE girl accidentally puts her foot on his under the table tries to stay as still as possible

CUTE girl accidentally puts her foot on his under the table tries to stay as still as possible

Pulls into a random driveway in order to turn around Owner of the house pulls in behind you.

Pulls into a random driveway in order to turn around Owner of the house pulls in behind you.

Participation Marks? There goes my gpa

Participation Marks? There goes my gpa

stalk crush on facebook Accidentally like status from 2007

stalk crush on facebook Accidentally like status from 2007

suffer some humiliation spend the next hour imagining life with superpowers

suffer some humiliation spend the next hour imagining life with superpowers

Tried to sneak picture of hot girl in class forgot new phone has flash.

Tried to sneak picture of hot girl in class forgot new phone has flash.

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five
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