for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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has a fake argument in his own head loses

has a fake argument in his own head loses

Hold bathroom door for guy behind you one person bathroom

Hold bathroom door for guy behind you one person bathroom

Go to public bathroom and see occupied stall Just wash hands and leave

Go to public bathroom and see occupied stall Just wash hands and leave

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

Go to a club Apologize to everyone you accidently touch

Go to a club Apologize to everyone you accidently touch

Someone standing in the doorway Didn't need to go in that room anyway

Someone standing in the doorway Didn't need to go in that room anyway

Doesn't know anyone at Christmas party Becomes best friends with the dog

Doesn't know anyone at Christmas party Becomes best friends with the dog

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

Bumps into table apologizes

Bumps into table apologizes

accidentally uses "I have work tomorrow" as an excuse to leave the office christmas party early

accidentally uses
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