for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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TAKES MONEY OUT OF AN ATM THANKS IT

TAKES MONEY OUT OF AN ATM THANKS IT

Professor reached to collect exam shook his hand

Professor reached to collect exam shook his hand

call in sick to skip work Act sick all day to ease guilt

call in sick to skip work Act sick all day to ease guilt

Wears earphones Takes them out to check if they are too loud

Wears earphones Takes them out to check if they are too loud

People talking and i need to ask them a question stands there quietly until acknowledged

People talking and i need to ask them a question stands there quietly until acknowledged

Girl reaches out to hug you handshake

Girl reaches out to hug you handshake

going for a haircut prepare casual conversation topics

going for a haircut prepare casual conversation topics

talking to people that don't speak english well copies their accents

talking to people that don't speak english well copies their accents

Breaks Pencil during exam has to use extremely loud sharpener in front of class

Breaks Pencil during exam has to use extremely loud sharpener in front of class

Orders food Doesn't get what he ordered, still eats it

Orders food Doesn't get what he ordered, still eats it
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