for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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See friend at a distance not sure when to wave

See friend at a distance not sure when to wave

says hi to waving bicyclist turn signal

says hi to waving bicyclist turn signal

make a joke laugh first

make a joke laugh first

tries to stalk crush on facebook puts her name as status

tries to stalk crush on facebook puts her name as status

want to be alone with crush hates being alone with crush

want to be alone with crush hates being alone with crush

Best friends when drunk Doesn't even say hi sober

Best friends when drunk Doesn't even say hi sober

UPS Guy rings doorbell, leaves a package. Wait until he's gone to open the door to get it.

UPS Guy rings doorbell, leaves a package. Wait until he's gone to open the door to get it.

stop at crosswalk to let car pass Car stops anyway

stop at crosswalk to let
car pass Car stops anyway

tissues at front of class I'll just wipe my nose on my sleeves for 80 minutes

tissues at front of class I'll just wipe my nose on my sleeves for 80 minutes

see somebody familiar in distance look at ground until foot away

see somebody familiar in distance look at ground until foot away
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