for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Drunk Still can't talk to girls

Drunk Still can't talk to girls

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home

Takes wrong laundry by mistake too afraid to bring it back in fear of meeting the owner

Takes wrong laundry by mistake too afraid to bring it back in fear of meeting the owner

restaurant workers singing happy birthday to me Someone please kill me

restaurant workers singing happy birthday to me
 Someone please kill me

Invent Socks wear with sandals

Invent Socks wear with sandals

Drop pen under someone's desk, I learn better by just listening anyway.

Drop pen under someone's desk, I learn better by just listening anyway.

5 seconds of nudity in movie Exactly when parents walk in

5 seconds of nudity in movie Exactly when parents walk in

picks up chinese food bows while saying thank you

picks up chinese food bows while saying thank you

Leave the room to go poop Do your business as fast as possible so nobody suspects you left the room to go poop

Leave the room to go poop Do your business as fast as possible so nobody suspects you left the room to go poop

last person to get the sign in sheet in class what the fuck do i do with it

last person to get the sign in sheet in class what the fuck do i do with it
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