for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Realize you and the co-worker you are walking behind are going to the same place go somewhere else so they don't think you're following them

Realize you and the co-worker you are walking behind are going to the same place go somewhere else so they don't think you're following them

says something funny repeats it all day to different people

says something funny repeats it all day to different people

someone starts telling a story to a big group everyone else stops listening, you get stuck hearing whole damn story

someone starts telling a   story to a big group everyone else stops listening, you get stuck hearing whole damn story

"How are you?" "Not much."

Staring into space Right at someone's face, chest, or ass.

Staring into space Right at someone's face, chest, or ass.

"lets go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves." fuck

been best friends for 20 years have to practice for hours before asking him to be the best man

been best friends for 20 years have to practice for hours before asking him to be the best man

Catch a typo in latest facebook post can't edit because someone already liked it

Catch a typo in latest facebook post can't edit because someone already liked it

"Alright class, we're going to start with an icebreaker!" Oh God No

Sees amputee struggling with bags Need a hand?

Sees amputee struggling with bags Need a hand?
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