for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway

Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway

type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been

type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been

gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee

gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee

say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway

say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway

Hugs Cute girl Boner

Hugs Cute girl Boner

everyday i'm mumblin'

everyday i'm mumblin'

"Class participation is 10% of everyone's grade" Maybe I can still get a 90

see black guy walking down the street and realize you're going the wrong way wait until you pass him to turn around so you dont seem racist

see black guy walking down the street and realize you're going the wrong way wait until you pass him to turn around so you dont seem racist

Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian

Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian

Holds elevator door for someone who doesn't need to get in Apologizes for holding the door

Holds elevator door for someone who doesn't need to get in Apologizes for holding the door
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