for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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girl thinks your leg is the table leg and rests her feet on it remain absolutely still for 5 minutes

girl thinks your leg is the table leg and rests her feet on it remain absolutely still for 5 minutes

Empty Seats on bus. All of them next to strangers. Stand

Empty Seats on bus.
All of them next to strangers. Stand

popular kid wants to high five misses

popular kid wants to high five misses

See Friend post she is Pregnant On Facebook Tempted to say "IM SORRY"

See Friend post she is Pregnant On Facebook Tempted to say

do anything say "sorry"

do anything say

Someone waves while walking towards you. Wave Back. Turns out they weren't waving at you

Someone waves while walking towards you. Wave Back. Turns out they weren't waving at you

See something I like, not sure how to pronounce it order something else

See something I like, not sure how to pronounce it order something else

someone standing in front of item you want at the grocery store pretend to look at another item until they move

someone standing in front of item you want at the grocery store pretend to look at another item until they move

Try to act as normal as possible Everyone still thinks you're awkward

Try to act as normal as possible Everyone still thinks you're awkward

While typing see friend has started typing something delete everything and wait

While typing see friend has started typing something delete everything and wait
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