for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Talk to girl possibly in love

Talk to girl possibly in love

Text a girl Can't think of anything to say after "Hi"

Text a girl Can't think of anything to say after

Clerks at convenience store are laughing about something Guess I have to find a new store now

Clerks at convenience store are laughing about something Guess I have to find a new store now

Stare at girl. Girl catches you staring, looks you in the eye. Immediately look at something else for relatively the same amount of time you were looking at the girl so the girl thinks you just shift where you're looking every few seconds and locking eye

Stare at girl.  Girl catches you staring, looks you in the eye. Immediately look at something else for relatively the same amount of time you were looking at the girl so the girl thinks you just shift where you're looking every few seconds and locking eye

Walking on sidewalk with two friends walk on grass or behind them?

Walking on sidewalk with two friends walk on grass or behind them?

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE sAY "NO THANKS" WHEN EMPLOYEE ASKS IF YOU NEED HELP

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE  sAY

Gets nervous about to Order Pizza remembers he can order online and not have to talk to anyone

Gets nervous about to Order Pizza remembers he can order online and not have to talk to anyone

Talks to girl all class packs up slowly to avoid walking with her

Talks to girl all class packs up slowly to avoid walking with her

Cute girl in front of you holds the door open apologize

Cute girl in front of you holds the door open apologize

someone holds a door open for you you are slightly too far away

someone holds a door open for you you are slightly too far away
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