for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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See friend from high school for first time in 5 years Avoid at all costs

See friend from high school for first time in 5 years Avoid at all costs

Writing Lab group names on assignment Forget their names as they are waiting for you to write them

Writing Lab group names on assignment Forget their names as they are waiting for you to write them

meets someone for first time forgets name immediately after

meets someone for first time forgets name immediately after

Talk about how bad the food is lie to the waitress when she asks how everything is tasting

Talk about how bad the food is lie to the waitress when she asks how everything is tasting

Goes to a party with friends sits next to the sleeping drunk guy

Goes to a party with friends sits next to the sleeping drunk guy

Needs to itch eye during a sad movie Doesn't; wouldn't want others to think he is crying

Needs to itch eye during a sad movie Doesn't; wouldn't want others to think he is crying

Sees a girl walking a German Shepherd More scared of the girl than the dog

Sees a girl walking a German Shepherd More scared of the girl than the dog

have an argument Spend the rest of the day thinking about what you should have said and reliving the argument in your mind with said lines

have an argument Spend the rest of the day thinking about what you should have said and reliving the argument in your mind with said lines

CAN'T FIND WHAT YOU NEED IN A STORE LEAVE WITHOUT IT RATHER THAN ASK A MEMBER STAFF

CAN'T FIND WHAT YOU NEED IN A STORE LEAVE WITHOUT IT RATHER THAN ASK A MEMBER STAFF

Celebrating birthday at a restaurant, but doesn't let the waiter know Rather miss out on free cake than have the staff sing and draw customer's attention to you

Celebrating birthday at a restaurant, but doesn't let the waiter know Rather miss out on free cake than have the staff sing and draw customer's attention to you
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