for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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At Supermarket Sees cute cashier Self checkout

At Supermarket 
Sees cute cashier Self checkout

Orders at the Drive Thru Eats in the parking lot

Orders at the Drive Thru Eats  in the parking lot

Watch movie alone, totally appropriate. Watch same movie with parents, suddenly full of kinky sex.

Watch movie alone, totally appropriate. Watch same movie with parents, suddenly full of kinky sex.

smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot

smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot

see black people coming towards me "Can't cross the street now, or they'll think I'm racist"

see black people coming towards me

Notice the product you want is behind the counter I can buy it somewhere else

Notice the product you want is behind the counter I can buy it somewhere else

Needs a piece of paper in class erases a whole used piece instead of asking someone

Needs a piece of paper in class erases a whole used piece instead of asking someone

Happy Birthday! You too.

Happy Birthday! You too.

Move into house with new roommates Crack WEP instead of asking

Move into house with new roommates Crack WEP instead of asking

standing in the queue at fast food restaurant SILENTLY REHEARSING ORDER to self TWENTY TIMES

standing in the queue at fast food restaurant SILENTLY REHEARSING ORDER to self TWENTY TIMES
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