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for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Uses Self Checkouts To Avoid Human Interaction "Please wait for assistance" - Fuck

Uses Self Checkouts To Avoid Human Interaction

"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please hold while we transfer you to a live operator to handle your question." Hang up

Text myself to remember something Get excited when I receive a new text.

Text myself to remember something Get excited when I receive a new text.

Don't want to ask friend to use his shower Engineer a soap bar to use on the go

Don't want to ask friend to use his shower Engineer a soap bar to use on the go

Group of kids blocking locker Keeps walking

Group of kids blocking locker Keeps walking

Puts anti-perspirant Deodorant on hands before job interview

Puts anti-perspirant Deodorant on hands before job interview

Sweating because he's nervous Nevous because he's sweating

Sweating because he's nervous Nevous because he's sweating

afraid you are making her uncomfortable by staring her in the eye. try to look at something else accidentally looks at her breasts

afraid you are making her uncomfortable by staring her in the eye. try to look at something else accidentally looks at her breasts

someone gets off their treadmill right when you were going to two more minutes

someone gets off their treadmill right when you were going to two more minutes

Last day of work Doesn't tell anyone in order to avoid goodbyes

Last day of work Doesn't tell anyone in order to avoid goodbyes
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