for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Walk past people playing soccer pray the ball doesn't bounce towards you

Walk past people playing soccer pray the ball doesn't bounce towards you

Gets told to stop saying sorry so much Apologizes

Gets told to stop saying sorry so much Apologizes

Leave Girl's house fart the entire way home

Leave Girl's house fart the entire way home

Owns a zune calls it an ipod so people don't ask what a zune is

Owns a zune calls it an ipod so people don't ask what a zune is

Girl texts back after 15 minutes texts back after 30 minutes as penalty

Girl texts back after 15 minutes texts back after 30 minutes as penalty

Female and socially awkward Perceived as stuck up bitch

Female and socially awkward Perceived as stuck up bitch

keep making the same turns as the driver in front of me take the long way home so they dont think im following them

keep making the same turns as the driver in front of me take the long way home so they dont think im following them

"OK, let's go shirts vs. skins" Can I switch to shirts team?

No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room

No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room

Only releases poop when someone else flushes

Only releases poop when someone else flushes
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