for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Doesn't know how to inhale helium properly for desired funny voice effect Makes obvious "pretend" voice

Doesn't know how to inhale helium properly for desired funny voice effect  Makes obvious

Go to a reddit meetup Sit in the corner alone

Go to a reddit meetup Sit in the corner alone

started as socially awkward penguin is now social anxiety disorder penguin

started as socially awkward penguin is now social anxiety disorder penguin

Cell phone rings Pretend to miss call send text instead

Cell phone rings Pretend to miss call send text instead

hear coworkers coming pour coffee faster

hear coworkers coming pour coffee faster

Can't maintain eye contact during conversations makes staring contest with his cat every day

Can't maintain eye contact during conversations makes staring contest with his cat every day

ACCIDENTALLY HIT CALL INSTEAD OF TEXT disconnect immediately in panic

ACCIDENTALLY HIT CALL INSTEAD OF TEXT disconnect immediately in panic

not sure if they are in line at register get behind them anyway, 10 feet from checkout

not sure if they are in line at register get behind them anyway, 10 feet from checkout

watches hair get destroyed by barber says nothing

watches hair get destroyed by barber says nothing

Cash or credit? YES

Cash or credit? YES
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