for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Pass neighbor in street walking dog SMILE AT DOG

Pass neighbor in street walking dog SMILE AT DOG

Sees someone else is using a urinal goes into a stall

Sees someone else is using a urinal goes into a stall

"ok class, let's get to know each other. Each of you stand up and introduce yourselves." kill me now

HARD TO PRONOUNCE ITEM ON MENU GET SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT BUT CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING SAY

HARD TO PRONOUNCE ITEM ON MENU GET SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT BUT CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING SAY

Unwanted Social gathering Play with dog

Unwanted Social gathering Play with dog

Need to pee when cat is in bathroom "That's OK, I'll come back later."

Need to pee when cat is in bathroom

Eye gets itchy during sad part of movie Don't scratch for fear of looking like you're crying

Eye gets itchy during sad part of movie Don't scratch for fear of looking like you're crying

Exchange emails with girl at work fall in love

Exchange emails with girl at work fall in love

someone else in bathroom abort mission

someone else in bathroom abort mission

Twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes of waiting in the car

Twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes of waiting in the car
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