for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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See person you know working at favorite restaurant Never go there again

See person you know working at favorite restaurant Never go there again

GET A SPEEDING TICKET THANK THE OFFICER

GET A SPEEDING TICKET THANK THE OFFICER

someone runs into you appologize to them

someone runs into you appologize to them

Run into a mannequin apologize

Run into a mannequin apologize

Signing a receipt realize you're taking too long and start scribbling shit

Signing a receipt realize you're taking too long and start scribbling shit

Fell in love with a girl she is lesbian

Fell in love with a girl she is lesbian

Message girl on dating site she deletes her profile

Message girl on dating site she deletes her profile

party going on stay in room

party going on stay in room

Save a boy from a burning building Run away

Save a boy from a burning building Run away

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat
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