for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam

went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam

Too nerdy to be popular not nerdy enough to be accepted by the nerds

Too nerdy to be popular not nerdy enough to be accepted by the nerds

Introduced to boss' paraplegic son picks up lifeless hand to shake like set of car keys

Introduced to boss' paraplegic son picks up lifeless hand to shake like set of car keys

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Say something funny, only one person hears that person repeats it, everyone laughs

Say something funny, only one person hears that person repeats it, everyone laughs

use bathroom at a girl's house Prove that I washed my hands by commenting on how good the soap smells

use bathroom at a 
girl's house Prove that I washed my
 hands by commenting on
 how good the soap smells

Move to put arm around girl accidentally elbow her face

Move to put arm around girl accidentally elbow her face

Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl ends up staring at boobs instead

Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl ends up staring at boobs instead

Shows up to friend's party cleans his entire kitchen instead of socializing

Shows up to friend's party cleans his entire kitchen instead of socializing

Has to make phone call Writes out full script before calling

Has to make phone call Writes out full script before calling
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