for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Can hear people talking while in the bathroom They can hear me poop

Can hear people talking while in the bathroom They can hear me poop

Usually a good tipper Doesn't tip because doesn't want staff to sing

Usually a good tipper Doesn't tip because doesn't want staff to sing

Texts with cute girl lol use of 'lol' skyrockets lol

Texts with cute girl lol use of 'lol' skyrockets lol

"how are you?" "not much"

Swing Dancing in Gym Class Dance with teacher

Swing Dancing in Gym Class Dance with teacher

"Happy 18th birthday buddy, here's to 18 more!" Oh my god, I just wished that he would die at 36

Drop a class. Avoid professor around campus.

Drop a class. Avoid professor around campus.

Take piss at friends house aim at the side of the bowl so they cant hear

Take piss at friends house aim at the side of the bowl so they cant hear

Online Ordering not available didnt want to eat there anyway

Online Ordering not available  didnt want to eat there anyway
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