for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Knows friend is wrong about something they just said. Nods along and agrees anyway.

Knows friend is wrong about something they just said. Nods along and agrees anyway.

Hey how's it going? Not much.

Hey how's it going?
 Not much.

"What song are you listening to?" Actually a hearing aid

revs engine at traffic light to impress chicks stalls car when light changes

revs engine at traffic light
to impress chicks stalls car when light changes

Try to lean on wall Too far away, Stumble backwards

Try to lean on wall Too far away, Stumble backwards

Drive 25 miles to a club and have to shit Go home

Drive 25 miles to a club and have to shit Go home

gets bingo says nothing

gets bingo says nothing

Awkward Silence on Date with Girl Ask question we both obviously know the answer to...More awkward silence

Awkward Silence on Date with Girl Ask question we both obviously know the answer to...More awkward silence

"Ok class. Find a partner." Look at the nearest person and hope they understand what you mean.

Raises hand to answer question Rhetorical question

Raises hand to answer question Rhetorical question
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