for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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meet fist bump with high five squeeze fist

meet fist bump with high five squeeze fist

"Can you sign my yearbook?" No idea what to write

"You type really fast" "Yeah... I spend a lot of time on the computer"

Open door for someone says "thank you"

Open door for someone says

at party go outside to socialize with cat, alone.

at party go outside to socialize with cat, alone.

talking to a girl and your spittle gets on her face kill me now

talking to a girl and your spittle gets on her face kill me now

starts texting girl erases everything and starts over twice

starts texting girl erases everything and starts over twice

Overly friendly dentist spends 30 minutes trying to make eye contact Challenge accepted

Overly friendly dentist spends 30 minutes trying to make eye contact Challenge accepted

Sees old School friend working behind shop counter Leaves immediately

Sees old School friend working behind shop counter Leaves immediately

people watching me walk sudden loss of motor skills

people watching me walk sudden loss of 
motor skills
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