for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Someone misheard your question listen to the answer and thank them when they're done

Someone misheard your question listen to the answer and thank them when they're done

I DON'T ALWAYS TRIP AND FALL BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN FRONT OF THE GIRL I HAVE A CRUSH ON

I DON'T ALWAYS TRIP AND FALL BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN FRONT OF THE GIRL I HAVE A CRUSH ON

Aim to write something inciteful yet clever in friends yearbook H.A.G.S

Aim to write something inciteful yet clever in friends yearbook H.A.G.S

SEE GIRL BROWSING RAGE COMICS ON HER PHONE take creeper photo to post on reddit in hopes she will notice

SEE GIRL BROWSING RAGE COMICS ON HER PHONE  take creeper photo to post on reddit in hopes she will notice

Shopping with mom see cool kids from school

Shopping with mom see cool kids from school

dinner with friends seventh wheel

dinner with friends seventh wheel

Receive text back from girl Waits a couple minutes to make it seem like he's doing something.

Receive text back from girl Waits a couple minutes to make it seem like he's doing something.

GGG offers a stick of gum Becomes paranoid about breath

GGG offers a stick of gum Becomes paranoid about breath

play online games too afraid to use mic

play online games too afraid to use mic

Drunk girl kissing you Oh god move your lips or something

Drunk girl kissing you Oh god move your lips or something
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