for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Hear Roommates in Kitchen I wasn't really hungry, I guess

Hear Roommates in Kitchen I wasn't really hungry, I guess

Waitress miss hears your order. FATE ACCEPTED

Waitress miss hears your order. FATE ACCEPTED

using correct meme is too mainstream

using correct meme is too mainstream

Friend requests girl he likes on facebook also adds 12 others to not be creepy

Friend requests girl he likes on facebook also adds 12 others to not be creepy

finds one sap that doesn't perfectly describe him oh thank god

finds one sap that doesn't perfectly describe him oh thank god

Goes to the grocery store. Can't find what he's looking for. Buys something anyways, to not seem like a criminal.

Goes to the grocery store. Can't find what he's looking for. Buys something anyways, to not seem like a criminal.

Taking shit in stall when someone walks in Waits until they're gone to continue

Taking shit in stall when someone walks in Waits until they're gone to continue

Notices funny post that relates to self, clicks reply Doesn't know what to write, upvotes and leaves

Notices funny post that relates to self, clicks reply Doesn't know what to write, upvotes and leaves

SAP submission 500 upvotes 0 comments

SAP submission 500 upvotes
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babysits 11 year old niece she assumes control

babysits 11 year old niece she assumes control
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