for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

9116 shares

Foreign Dish on Menu Looks Delicious Can't pronounce it, order cheeseburger instead

Foreign Dish on Menu Looks Delicious Can't pronounce it, order cheeseburger instead

have to read writing out-loud in creative writing class Drop & find new creative outlet

have to read writing out-loud in creative writing class Drop & find new creative outlet

Taking loud crap in bathroom, someone walks in Wait till they walk out so they can't see who you are

Taking loud crap in bathroom, someone walks in  Wait till they walk out so they can't see who you are

Glance at person in car next to you THEY'RE ALREADY STARING AT YOU

Glance at person in car next to you THEY'RE ALREADY STARING AT YOU

"Dude, stop apologising so much" Oh, sorry

Person you are talking to starts talking to someone else back away slowly

Person you are talking to starts talking to someone else back away slowly

See SAP Meme in class don't upvote in case people are watching your screen

See SAP Meme in class don't upvote in case people are watching your screen

Receive a text from a Really hot girl; Read it immediately Did not respond for half an hour to seem cool

Receive a text from a Really hot girl; Read it immediately Did not respond for half an hour to seem cool

Teacher calls name on roll has prepared for this moment for the past ten minutes

Teacher calls name on roll has prepared for this moment for the past ten minutes

Walks into class early, only teacher is there Leave and wait till more students arrive so you won't have to talk to her

Walks into class early, only teacher is there Leave and wait till more students arrive so you won't have to talk to her
Like us and Laugh More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?