for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Forgot deodorant today... Act like a T-rex.

Forgot deodorant today... Act like a T-rex.

get caught looking near someone's attractive parts stare at same spot when they move to make it appear you were looking at something else.

get caught looking near someone's attractive parts stare at same spot when they move to make it appear you were looking at something else.

Walk into men's washroom. One of three urinals is being used. wash hands and leave

Walk into men's washroom. One of three urinals is being used. wash hands and leave

Barber is fucking up your hair say nothing

Barber is fucking up your hair say nothing

Walking with two friends on sidewalk always end up behind

Walking with two friends on  sidewalk always end up behind

Tell Friends about socially awkward penguin no one laughs

Tell Friends about socially awkward penguin no one laughs

Go to garage sale Pay asking price for everything

Go to garage sale Pay asking price for everything

Didn't hear comment "Ha, yeah"

Didn't hear comment

GIRL LIKES YOU HOVERHAND ANYWAY

GIRL LIKES YOU HOVERHAND ANYWAY

TRy and walk past someone but block their path repeat

TRy and walk past someone but block their path repeat
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